Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Think Fast Survey

Answer with first thing that pops to mind.

1. My ex is... going to get what's coming to him becuase karma sucks

2. I am listening to... my inner monologue

3. Maybe I should... get some water to drink

4. I love...being alive, even if it does suck sometimes

5. My best friend is... some one I can call in the middle of the night

6. I don't understand... people with out intellectual curiosity

7. I lost... my mind

8. People say... a lot, most of it's crap

9.My birthday is on... wait no, it's off this year

10. Love is... a mountain, but harder to climb (Yup, I've been listening to a lot of Gary Numan lately.)

11. Somewhere, someone is... also bored and filling out this survey

12. I will always... maintain hope

13. Forever seems... like a really long time

14. I never want to... depend on some one else

15. My mobile phone... is in Alex's care right now

16. When I wake up in the morning... I'm tired and mean, so please don't talk to me

17. I get annoyed when... people talk to me in the morning

18. Partying is... something I'm getting to old for

19. My favorite color is... slate gray, moss green or purple

20. Kisses are the best when... there is no slobber

21. Today I... am at work

22. Tomorrow I will... also be at work

23. I really want... to be happy with what I already have

24. I miss... youth and innocence

Yup, another damn survey

Spell your name with just vowels:
First: ia
Middle: No vowels! At least, not technically. I suppose it depends on who you ask, really.
Last: ao

Have you ever drank a beer while taking a shower?
You mean there is some one who has???

What's outside of your office window?
Well, since I don't have an office at work, and my home office is my closet, nothing!

Have you ever led somebody on for free drinks, free dinner, a job, promotion, vacation, etc?
Nah. I tell them right up front that they don't have a snowballs chance in hell, and then let them buy me free drinks. I feel that after you have made it clear that you are not going to be going home with some one any money they spend on you is just stupidity tax.

Have you ever broken any bones?

Ever ran a marathon?
Uh, that's a joke, right?

Have you ever run over an animal while driving?

Do you golf?

What is your dream job?
Being a writer, or a neuroscientist.

What do you typically have for breakfast everyday?
Who has time for breakfast?

If you could be anywhere right this second where would it be?

How many times a week do you work out?
I run around all day at work carrying boxes of paper. I think that counts as a work out on its own!

Do you have any plants in your room?
Nope. I have a black thumb.

Favorite place for a burger?
Upstairs, when Mike grills.

Favorite place to shop?
Bookstores, stationary stores, and art/craft stores.

Dry heat or hot and humid?
Dry. Humid = evil

What band/singer do you have the most CDs of?
Probably The Cure

Creamy or crunchy peanut butter?

What do you wear to bed?
Well, now, I don't think that's any of your business!

Who is on your mind right now?
I'm hungry and tired. I wish a particular co worker would stop talking to me, 'cause I don't care.

What color do you wear most?
Black, but I'm working on diversifying my wardrobe.

Least favorite color?
Yellow or orange

Are you happy with your life right now?
Less than some people, but more than most.

Who do you wish you were with right now?
I'm good, but thanks for asking!

One word to describe you?

Favorite pair of shoes?
My black Columbia sandals. They're super comfy.

Do you own big sunglasses?
Sadly, I don't own any sunglasses.

What should you be doing right now?
Getting caught up on emails.

Monday, August 21, 2006

10 Names

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Jenna Girard (My god, that's sound way more like a porn star name to me!)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Alice Maple

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your middle name)

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Gray Tiger

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Lynn Randolph

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in.)
Partrhenor (If anyone out there can figure out how to pronince that, I'd love to know!)

7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, favorite drink)
The Gray Raspberry Steaz

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first name of both your grandfathers)
Donald Robert

9. FUTURISTIC NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne and the name of your favorite shoes)
Custom Blend Sandels

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: ( mother/father's middle name and the next name you hear on the tv/radio/talk)
Lynn I-don't-watch-TV-or-listen-to-the-radio