Saturday, July 08, 2006

I am a monster! Grrrrrrrrrr

Your Monster Profile

Merciless Enigma

You Feast On: Lasanga

You Lurk Around In: Olive Gardens

You Especially Like to Torment: Cops

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Horray for surveys!

1.) Where were you when the ball dropped for 2006?
At home talking to Patience on the phone.

2.) How did you get the idea for your myspace name?
Aeryn is Gaelic for 'daughter of fire'

3) What are you listening to right now?
Imogen Heap

4.) Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?

5.) What color underwear are you wearing?
Blue, white & red Hello Kitty briefs

6.) Do you live in a zoo?
huh? I live in a duplex actually.

7.) What did you do this morning?
Woke up and got ready for work like normal.

where is number 8?
Sitting on a beach somewhere, sipping on one of those drinks with a paper umbrella in it.

9.) Where do you work?
At my job.

10) What ended your last relationship?
My intelligence returning from where ever it went on vacation for a few years.

11) What are the last two digits of your phone number?

12.) What was the last concert you attended?
Murder By Death

13.) Who was with you?
Kyle, Joe, and Vanessa

14.) What was the last movie you watched?
Night Watch

15.) What do you dislike at the moment?
Running out of beer from Vermont.

16.) What food do you crave right now?
Moe beer from Vermont.

17.) Did you dream last night?
No idea

18.) What was the last TV show you watched?
The West Wing

19.) What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
My silver and moonstone necklace.

20.) Name someone on your Top 8 who is just like you.
I'm a one of a kind thanks.

21.) What is the last thing you ate?
A steak Fajita Burrito from Chipotle

22.)Best friend of opposite sex?

23.) Who last IMed you?

24.) Are you on any medication?
Nosey little bugger, aren't you?

25.) What side of the bed do you sleep on?
My side

26.) What color shirt are you wearing?
Light blue

27) What color is your razor?
Black & silver

28.) What is your favorite frozen treat?
Well, now that Ben & Jerry's has sold out, I'm in the market for a new one. Do you have any suggestions?

29.) How many tattoos/piercing do you have?
I tattoo, three piercings

30.) What are your favorite stores?
Ummm, I don't like to shop.

31.) Are you thirsty right now?
Hmm, now that you mention it, yes I am. I probably wouldn't be if it wasn't so damn hot in here. I'm envious of people with air conditioners.

32.) Can you imagine yourself ever getting married?

33.) Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss?

34.) What did you do last night?
Drank a couple of beers and hung out on the back porch with Kyle.

35.) Do you care what people think about you?
Not unless it's someone I care about/ respect/ love

36.) Have you ever done something to instigate trouble?
As an adult, not intentionally.

37) Do you like your nose?
I don't dislike it. I really haven't spent that much time thinking about my nose.

38.)what color is your bedroom?

39.) When was the last time you overslept?
Yesterday morning, but I still made it to work on time.

41.) Do you like pedicures?
Never gotten one.

42.) Where do you live?
In my apartment.

43.) Are you an aggressive driver?
Nope. Or at least I wasn't back when I had a car.

44.) Who is your cell phone carrier?
Fucking Verizon

45.) Who is the person who posted this last?
Nearly Headless Nick

46.) Do you know their Birthday?
Nope, but I know his Deathday!

47.) What is the thing you'd want to change most about yourself?
My lack of prehensile tail

48.) What color is your car?

49.) What do you smell like right now?
Clean female? What a random question.

50.) What is your favorite color?
Slate blue, or maybe black, or dark green, or silver-grey.

51.) Do you like mustard?
Spicy mustard

52.)What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
That things will get better, that it will make me a stronger (and hopefully better( person. You know, the same things as every one else I imagine.

53.)Would you ever sky dive?
Nope. I see no reason to jump out of a perfectly good airplane, thank you!

54.)What do you sleep on?
My bed.

55.)What character from a movie/TV most reminds you of yourself?
I don't watch enough TV or movies to answer this question.

56.)Have you ever bid for something on eBay?

57.) What do you think of Angelina Jolie being pregnant?
I don't give a damn. Why should I care?

58.)Do you enjoy giving hugs?
To a few people. I'm not big on hugging people I don't know well.

59.)Would you consider yourself to be fashionable?

60.)Do you own a digital camera?
Damn skippy

61.)What celebrities have you been compared to?
None that I know of. If I was, I probably wouldn't know who they are anyway.

62.)Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
I don't have one.

63.)Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
Is there annoy one out there that doesn't get annoyed by this?

64.)What books, if any, have made you cry?
A lot of them. I don't think I really have the time to list them all here...

66.) Are you a jealous person?
Not normally.

67.)Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?

68.)If you were born the opposite sex what would your name be?
Nathaniel Lieghton. Funny story actually, I was supposed to be a boy. My mom was a bit surprised to find out she had a daughter, not a son! I guess I must have wanted to assert my independence early in life!

Yet another survey

1. What is your full name? Something a bit too personal to post on myspace!

2. What color pants are you wearing now? *Looks down* Err, I'm not wearing any!

3. What are you listening to right now? Nicole Blackman

4. What was the last thing you ate? birthday cake

5. Do you wish on stars? Well, that would imply that I could see the stars. Damn light pollution! The stars are still there, right?

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? dark purple

7. How is the weather right now? Sunny, and warm. Wait a minute, it's sunny & warm! What the hell am I doing in here?

8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Mayako

9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? yup

10. How old are you today? 27

11. Favorite soft drink? Mexican Coke!

12. Favorite sport? no thanks

13. Hair color? blond, but soon to be blue, or maybe red. I'm not sure yet.

14. Siblings? nope

15. Favorite food? I don't think I have a favorite...

16. What was the last movie you saw? Last of the Mohicans

17. Favorite day of the year? One where I'm not working?

18. What was your favorite toy as a child? the great outdoors

19. Summer or winter? summer

20. Hugs or kisses? both please

21. Chocolate or Vanilla? chocolate in general, vanilla ice cream, but only if it's real vanilla, not the bland sub-standard 'white' ice cream flavor

22. Do you want your friends to email you back? Well, if I wasn't hoping to get emailed back, I probably wouldn't email people, would I?

23. Who is most likely to respond? Patience

24. Who is least likely to respond? everyone else?

25. My favorite thing to have in the morning? more sleep

26. When was the last time you cried? A couple of weeks ago

27. What is under your bed? the floor

28. Who is the friend you have had the longest? Tanya

29. What did you do last night? Went to a friend's for dinner & a movie, played video games with Xombii

30. Favorite smells? Rain, fresh cut grass, apples, lavender, autumn in Vermont

31. Favorite TV shows? Gilmore Girls, Scrubs, West Wing. I'm sure there would be more if I had cable. Happily, I have no cable, or intention of getting it!

32. What are you afraid of being without? a heartbeat

33. Plain, buttered or salted popcorn? Buttered with Snowcaps sprinkled in!

34. Favorite car? Something inexpensive to drive that's not going to break down on me.

35. Favorite flower? Iris

36. Numbers of keys on your key ring? Six, including the handcuff key. (Am I joking about that? Maybe, but maybe not. Wouldn't you like to know?)
37. How many years at your current job? Almost one.

38. Favorite day of the week? Saturday

39. What did you do on your birthday? It must not have been that exciting, because I don't remember.

40. How many cities have you lived in? Two (and 3 towns)

41. Do you make friends easily? I used to, but that backfired on me. I'm more selective about my friends now.

42. How many people will you be sending this to? None. I'm posting in on my blog. (Which you know, because you're reading it.)

43. Where is the best place you've ever vacationed? Vermont

44. What's the favorite city you've ever visited? Montreal, or Burlington, Vt. (Yes, I did live in Burlington. But I visited before I moved there, and have visited since.)

45. What was the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for you? Exfoliated.

46. If you could see one person for a day, who would that be? Irene

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

I've done 106 out of 150 things. (I think this is a good thing?)

Level 1
(x) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
(x) done drugs
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) drank alcohol


Level 2
(x) been in love
( ) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight


Level 3
(x) snuck out of a parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(x) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
(x) gone out on a blind date

SO FAR: 10

Level 4
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x)seen someone/something die

SO FAR: 14

Level 5
( ) had/have a crush on one of your MYSPACE friends
(x) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(x) thrown up from drinking

SO FAR: 17

Level 6
(x) eaten Sushi
(x) been snowboarding
( ) met someone BECAUSE of myspace
(x) been mosh pitting

SO FAR: 20

Level 7
(x) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken pain killers
(x) like someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel

SO FAR: 25

Level 8
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up

SO FAR: 30

Level 9
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game (Does it still count if it's solitaire? Does it make me totally weird that I only cheat when I play games by myself?)
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school

SO FAR: 35

Level 10
( ) used a fake ID
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake

SO FAR: 38

Level 11
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed/vandalized
( ) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a reindeer

SO FAR: 42

Level 12
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended/expelled from school
(x) had detention
(x) been in a car/motorcycle accident

SO FAR: 46

Level 13
( ) had/have braces
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 49

Level 14
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes

SO FAR: 53

Level 15
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like you were dying

SO FAR: 57

Level 16
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sang karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins

SO FAR: 62

Level 17
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) kissed in the rain

SO FAR: 67

Level 18
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus!
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about
(x) blown bubbles
( ) made a bonfire on the beach

SO FAR: 71

Level 19
(x) crashed a party
( ) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true
( ) humped a monkey

SO FAR: 74

Level 20
( ) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) screamed "penis" in class
( ) ate dog food
( ) told a complete stranger you loved them

SO FAR: 74

Level 21
(x) sang in the shower
(x) have/had a little black dress
(x) had sex in the woods
(x) had sex in a park
(x) had sex in a car
( ) had sex in your/their parents room.

SO FAR: 79

Level 22
( ) got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) Sat on a roof top

SO FAR: 81

Level 23
( ) had sex at a church
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night

SO FAR: 84

Level 24
( ) didn't take a shower for a week
(x) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had/been in a tree house
( ) are scared to watch scary movies alone

SO FAR: 87

Level 25
(x) believe in ghosts
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
( ) gone streaking
(x) been in jail

SO FAR: 89

Level 26
( ) played chicken
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused

SO FAR: 92

Level 27
(x) caught a fish and then ate it
( ) made a porn video
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed

SO FAR: 96

Level 28
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someones name
(x) slept naked
( ) French braided someones hair
( ) gone skinny dipping in a pool
( ) been kicked out of your house

SO FAR: 101

Level 30
(x) Rode a roller coaster
( ) went scuba-diving/snorkeling
(x) had a cavity
( ) Black-mailed someone
( ) been black mailed

SO FAR: 103

Level 31
(x) Been used
(x) fell going up the stairs
( ) licked a cat
(x) bitten someone

SO FAR: 106

Title this "I've done (your total) out of 150 things'

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

I'm 50% redneck, and I'm okay with that!

(x) lived in the country?
(x) shot a gun?
(x) owned a gun?
( ) hunted?
(x) driven a truck?

( ) chewed tabacco?
( ) driven a tractor?
(x) gone camping?
(x) listened to country?
(x) owned a country cd?
(x) fished?
(x) worn a cowboy hat?
(x) worn cowboy boots?
Subtotal= 6

(x) riden a horse?
(x) seen a farm?
(x) worked on a farm?
( ) lived on a farm?
(x) owned a farm animal?
(x) worn a carhartt?
( ) lived in a trailer?
(x) worked on a car?

( ) seen a nascar race?
( ) been to a nascar race?
( ) been to an oval track?
(x) seen a demolition derby?
( ) seen a figure 8 race?
( ) talked on a cb radio?
( ) had a cb in your car?
( ) seen smokey and the bandit more than 10 times?
Subtotal= 1

(x) Riden a Dirtbike?
( ) owned more than two cars that don't run?
(x) been to a junkyard
(x) drank beer?
(x) Party in the woods where only trucks can get?
( ) been in a ford vs. chevy argument?
( ) gone cow tipping?

( ) had to ponder whether your family said tire or tower?
( ) been sprayed with deer pee?
(x) worn camo?
(x) ridden a 4-wheeler?
( ) owned a cabin
( ) had to take a bath in the river?
Subtotal= 2

( ) drank white lightening?
( ) had your whole family on the front porch?
( ) thought that wal-mart was the coolest place ever?
( ) own a rebel flag?
(x) eaten deer meat?
(x) cooked over a fire?
( ) been muddin'?

Now multiply your score by 2 and post it as "I'm _% Redneck".
If your redneck score is over 40, you can officially call yourself a redneck!


Mark your confessions:

[x]I talk too much.

[x] I am really ticklish.

[ ] I'm afraid of the dark

[ ] I can't sleep in a room if the door is open

[ ] I can't sleep in a room if the door is closed

[x] I believe in true love.

[x] I've run away from home

[x] I listen to political news

[x] I collect comic books

[x] I shut others out when I'm sad.

[x] I've stayed out all night.

[ ] I open up to others easily.

[x] I am keeping a secret from the world. (Really, doens't everyone have some sort of secret they're keeping?)

[x] I watch the news

[x] I love Disney movies. (Only the old ones though.)

[x] I am a sucker for green eyes.

[x] I am a sucker for brown eyes.

[x] I am a sucker for blue eyes

[x] I don't kill bugs

[x] I've slipped and fallen in public.

[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation

[ ] I love Spam

[x] I bake well?

[x] I have worn pajamas to class. (And to work!)

[x] I want a REAL job.

[x] I've talked on a phone for 6+ hours.

[ ] I love Dr. Phil.

[x] I have a crush on more than one person.

[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.

[x] I am self-conscious

[x] I love to laugh.

[x] I have tried alcohol.

[x] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.

[x] I have tried a cigarette.

[x] I have smoked a pack in one day.

[x] I loved Lord of the Flies.

[ ] I use cough drops when I'm not sick..its not my fault they taste like candy

[ ] I can't swallow pills.

[ ] I have a lot of scars.

[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.

[x] I like chocolate.

[ ] I bite my nails.

[ ] I am not comfortable with being me.

[x] I play cell phone games when I'm bored.

[x] I've gotten lost in a big city

[x] I've thought of suicide before.

[x] I've seen a shooting star

[x] I've hugged a stranger

[ ] I've been in a fist fight

[x] I've laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose.

[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

[ ] I've made out in an elevator.

[ ] I've kicked a guy/girl where it hurts on purpose

[ ] I've been skydiving.

[ ] I've been bungee jumping.

[x] I've gotten stitches.

[ ] I drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour

[x] I've bitten someone. (They wanted me to though!)

[x] I've been to Niagra Falls.

[ ] I've gotten the chicken pox.

[x] I've been in a car accident.

[ ] I've been to Germany.

[x] I've ridden in a taxi.

[x] I've shoplifted.

[x] I've been fired. (I've been layed off, but never fired for anything but lack of work to do.)

[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.

[x] I've stolen something from a job.

[x] I've gone on a blind date.

[x] I've had a crush on a teacher/coach

[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

[ ] I've slept with a co-worker and/or employee.

[ ] I have a list of people I want to hurt.

[x] I've ridden in a car for over 400 miles in one day. (Yesterday and the day before in fact!)

[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[ ] I've thrown up in a bar.

[x] I've cried in public.

[ ] I've walked purposely into traffic with my eyes closed.

[x] I've liked someone even though I knew I shouldn't.