Tuesday, July 04, 2006

I'm 50% redneck, and I'm okay with that!

(x) lived in the country?
(x) shot a gun?
(x) owned a gun?
( ) hunted?
(x) driven a truck?

( ) chewed tabacco?
( ) driven a tractor?
(x) gone camping?
(x) listened to country?
(x) owned a country cd?
(x) fished?
(x) worn a cowboy hat?
(x) worn cowboy boots?
Subtotal= 6

(x) riden a horse?
(x) seen a farm?
(x) worked on a farm?
( ) lived on a farm?
(x) owned a farm animal?
(x) worn a carhartt?
( ) lived in a trailer?
(x) worked on a car?

( ) seen a nascar race?
( ) been to a nascar race?
( ) been to an oval track?
(x) seen a demolition derby?
( ) seen a figure 8 race?
( ) talked on a cb radio?
( ) had a cb in your car?
( ) seen smokey and the bandit more than 10 times?
Subtotal= 1

(x) Riden a Dirtbike?
( ) owned more than two cars that don't run?
(x) been to a junkyard
(x) drank beer?
(x) Party in the woods where only trucks can get?
( ) been in a ford vs. chevy argument?
( ) gone cow tipping?

( ) had to ponder whether your family said tire or tower?
( ) been sprayed with deer pee?
(x) worn camo?
(x) ridden a 4-wheeler?
( ) owned a cabin
( ) had to take a bath in the river?
Subtotal= 2

( ) drank white lightening?
( ) had your whole family on the front porch?
( ) thought that wal-mart was the coolest place ever?
( ) own a rebel flag?
(x) eaten deer meat?
(x) cooked over a fire?
( ) been muddin'?

Now multiply your score by 2 and post it as "I'm _% Redneck".
If your redneck score is over 40, you can officially call yourself a redneck!

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